i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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