HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
What a dumb baby whore.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
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You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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