Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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