Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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