Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
either way he was missing a nipple.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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