Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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