Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
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What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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