What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
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