wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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