I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
its liver damage thursday
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