I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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