dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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