So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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