I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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