They should really pass out barf bags in church
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
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I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
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Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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