Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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