I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Just invented taco cereal.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
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