pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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