I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
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OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
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I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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