Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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