The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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