Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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