you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
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And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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