think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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