Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
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She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
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WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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