No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
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They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
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