Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
he shaved USA in his pubs
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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