So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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