Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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