Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
