Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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