I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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