i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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