yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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