The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
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Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
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This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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