Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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