Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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