Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
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we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
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So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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