May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
