She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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