I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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