Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
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Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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