just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
Randomize
