I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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