I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
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I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
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I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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