Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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