I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
operation have a gay friend backfired
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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