Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
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I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
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Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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