i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
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