these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
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YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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