and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
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just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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