Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
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We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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