Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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