So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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